a clean house
£ 1.60
a clean house is a sign of a wasted life
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a good forking
£ 1.60
every man deserves a good forking
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amazingly enough
£ 1.60
amazing enough i don't give a shit
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beer
£ 1.60
of course i love you now get me a beer.
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blonde
£ 1.60
oh god, i'm so bloody blonde sometimes
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blondes have more fun
£ 1.60
blondes have more fun...but brunettes remember it the next day
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chocolate
£ 1.60
give the dangerous bitch her chocolate
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damm right
£ 1.60
damm right i'm good in bed i could sleep for days
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evolution
£ 1.60
if evolution was true, mothers would have three arms
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icky things
£ 1.60
i don't cook, clean or put icky things near my mouth
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innocence
£ 1.60
innocence is part of my charm. The other part is being a complete psycho
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my way
£ 1.60
i'm not hard to please, i just like things done my way
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nursing home
£ 1.60
be nice to your kids they'll choose your nursing home
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pose
£ 1.60
strike a pose it's your birthday
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psycho
£ 1.60
better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life
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shake
£ 1.60
shake that ass..its your birthday
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shopping
£ 1.60
you mean shopping for more useless crap isn't the meaning of life
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sin
£ 1.60
i feel a sin coming on
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sleep alone
£ 1.60
so many men so many reasons to sleep alone
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the first half
£ 1.60
the first half of your life is ruined by our parents...and the second half by our children
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where to shop
£ 1.60
anyone who tells you money can't buy you happiness doesn't know where to shop
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